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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003
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11:30 pm - Mostly wondering, where is the fucking poon?
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will someone please direct towards the vagina counter because everything here has a 2 year relationship attached to it. or maybe simply enough will someone tell me where the half priced hook ups are cause im lost all i can see are hung up girls and virgin straight edges who dont drink... yeah thats my little monologue going on in my head right now i thought id share, geez... maybe things will just wor themselves out and people will be like "hey, lets fuck!" that will be super bad fucking ass...yes that would be....oh yeah schools good...and im getting plenty of food and rest, and oh yeah i remembered to put on deoderant, and not the kind that runs off in 5 seconds the good stuff... oh yeah im so tired...sleep yay!
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| Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003
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9:15 pm - At school and being alive
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well i am at school now everything is sittuated and yeah theres a whole bunch that has gone on but that is only for the people who visit my web site that is currentley being updated frequently and is at a little web address called www.JeffCanWrite.com and click on the new college section it is filled with pictures and a little WEEK 1 update from your truly and for those who know me and dont know me the pictures are at least worth a look and I also have a whole other picture section if that single one section doesnt work for you theres another one devoted to my other adventures, its a wonderful combination and oh yeah my writing is there too, if anyone gives a fuck, cause i dont know anyone who reads but people keep visiting so keep visiting and as long as you keep coming back, your my best friend, and if you only visit once cause you thought i was some petty asshole fuck with nothing better to do then tooshay and yes i know thats not spelt right but whatever i can do it its like a big run on something, maybe a sentence maybe some effogy or something that was spelt wrong also.
current mood:  complacent
current music: The A/C
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| Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
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12:13 am - Packed and ready to go
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Anyhow, packed my shit up and im off to Tucson. Here i go, again... laters.
thought for the day: "practicing safe sex is not like practicing baseball, this is because you cant tag out your partner after you bust in them."
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| Tuesday, August 19th, 2003
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1:24 am - Lots of nothing
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Woke up at 2, today. Went to best buy and the bitch there hit on me again and i wasnt having none of that even though she was altright. Went to dinner with Jeff and Seth. We waited for Eilon and his Heeby Jeeby ass but he never showed up. After that I bought a growler, and drank some of it. Then hung out at Jeff's house and said some goodbyes, nothing big. Im kind just ready, for what, not exactly sure. But Im ready. Hopefully that means lots of ass pulling and non-stop bitches bonnanza but in reality its going to be more and more drinking and hopefully passing school. Jeff's new goals,
1. Pass the first semester, without being put on acamdemic probation.
2. Pull substantial ass, and by substantial, it must be able to be measured in numbers not fractions.
3. Make friends with people who wont snort cocaine.
4. Work out enough to not get fat form drinking.
5. Get a cool new nick name like "Snake-eyes" or "Bitch-mechanic" or "Jeff-the-un-cock-block-PIMP! or "Super-duper-bitch-fucker-in-pooper".
The end for now, my life is still in a rotation, kind of like the earth but less important.
current mood:  drunk
current music: None, I tend to steal lines from songs and use them not good
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| Sunday, August 17th, 2003
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8:07 pm - Touching privates is only allowed at camp and and pre-school not in the real world
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Woke up at 9, because i had to act all popular. Went to Santa monica, helped Eilon move furniture, which was alright, i got free CPK and sweet new dinner mints. And the family came over gave me money and told me not to fuck up at college or else I get kicked out or something along the lines of well only really think your a good son if you get a diploma...done and done. Anyway this is so fun I forgot that updating would take perserverance. Damn this god forsaken thing, well whatever it makes me a good writer and im sorry i have shot my face off or pretended to fuck sheep for attention im normal, sorry emo kids with razor blades. Oh by the way this my offical time for a plug for my web site WWW.Jeffcanwrite.com . Later and yeah I just heard this line and thought it was cool, "Coffee is only for closers" I thought it was basically true. So no more coffee till i pull some ass, any takers? I neeed coffee.
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| Saturday, August 16th, 2003
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5:54 pm - predicting the worse receiving and free telephones
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Ok well here it goes, I dont think my day is at any bit of excitement. I bought sunglasses with scott and now im just thinking about how stupid i feel writing about this, its ok though. the dirty feeling should go away once the diseases get flushed out of my system in a day or two. By the way to all my new "Friends" I want to say thank you and I ask that you check out my wen site
www.JeffCanWrite.com
This should satisfy anything that isnt really said here. This place feels sterile like a hospital will someone tell me where the hypodermic needles are, I need to release some stress. Anyhow Im out for now, If anything bad ass happens ill be sure to fill you in.
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1:04 am - My Lung Collapsed
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Ok so I sold out, so what? Im just being like everyone else with a great set of tit's. Am I right? Alright well I just want to use this to plug my site. SO Im going to plug it!!!!!!!!!! WWW.JEFFCANWRITE.com
current mood: drunk
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